Robbie Geislinger


A chronic sad boy, Robert learned at a young age that pretending to be another person made the all-consuming entropy go away for a while. In high school, he brought his angsty little self to the theatre program, performing a number of times in the highly sought-after role of “ensemble.” While in college, he discovered the world of sketch comedy, and it’s been goof central since then. 

When not making a goober of himself onstage, Robert is usually either selling pretty flowers, listening to pretentious music, or procrastinating doing his homework. He has an absolutely bananas falsetto, and a brain that’s 100% full of useless Pokemon facts.