Improv Colorado

Superhero Name: The Guilded Llama.

Age: 36 in llama years.  (That’s 14.4 months in human years)

Favorite Food: Dogs or Cats.

Favorite Improv Memory: Winning the “who can touch the most audience members during the show” bet.

Dogs or Cats: Dogs with ketchup and relish, cats with a three pepper demi-glace served over pancetta risotto with asparagus rabe.

What I’ve learned about improv comedy: Taking off your pants in public is technically considered improv.

Something random, but true about me: I used to read absurdly fast; I once read two Hardy Boys books in an hour and I’ve also read all three Lord of the Rings books in a day – I did both before I turned 13.

Something conventional, but false about me: My mother never loved me.

Something confusing, and either true or false about someone other than me: Chuck Norris once climbed Mount Everest by mistake.

Why does Waldo keep hiding, is he in the witness protection program: Yes he is.  The government spends your tax dollars to send him to beaches and France and even space…stupid liberals.